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rain-and-glitter: macarena-of-time: if you touch a penis you go to hell sorry i didnt write the...

macarena-of-time:

if you touch a penis you go to hell sorry i didnt write the rules

Pshh I'll burn for all eternity ;)

iheartadamlevine: I'm sorry guys, but I just couldn't help it....

iheartadamlevine:

I'm sorry guys, but I just couldn't help it. He's even sexy when he's washing his face….

fuckin fangirls…smh

racheldorisgregor: Untitled Self-Portrait no. 17, Oil on linen...

racheldorisgregor:

Untitled Self-Portrait no. 17, Oil on linen (10x9) by Rachel Gregor, 2013

Photo

theuppitynegras: feliciashanay: danilovespearls: journalisticj...

theuppitynegras:

feliciashanay:

danilovespearls:

journalisticjoe:

thefixtress:

funkyfabu:

livemycomplicatedlife:

For real though…

LOL……..TELL'EM CHELLE

Lmfao

LOL Wait…

LMAOO

she would set it off in this bitch

Y'all know y'all wrong

tejahissognarly: 2 horny 4 life

tejahissognarly:

2 horny 4 life

notalkingplz: Dispirited Knight

notalkingplz:

Dispirited Knight

comicblah: The Shadow #12 cover by Alex Ross

comicblah:

The Shadow #12 cover by Alex Ross

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you're sad.
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